Valentine's Day Gift Guide (Men)

I’m sure you’ve all seen the recent list of Outpost approved ladies gifts from our very talented friend, Ashton Clancy, so I wanted to dole out a few of my own recommendations of what to get your boyfriend this Valentine’s Day. Ahem…

1. 20 Million Dollars

   To regular Outpost readers, this will sound familiar to the 10 million dollars I said I wanted for Christmas. This time, I just doubled it. If your boyfriend liked 10 million, think about how happy 20 million dollars would make him. Wow.

2. A Hint

   After reading A Wrinkle in Time, I was convinced I had telepathic powers for the better part of 6th grade. Never saw those braces coming though… That being said, a hint as to how you are feeling at any time would be greatly appreciated. We are not psychic.

3. The Indomitable Human Spirit

   Been missing this one lately.

4. Letting me win in scrabble for ONCE

   Yeah, I was an English major too, Georgie, but I also have feelings. Mind your Z’s and Q’s.

5. 30 Minutes in London à la Disney’s 1961 animated version of 101 Dalmations

   

   Just look at how cozy this is…

6. 30 Million Dollars

   Ok, sorry, I’m being unreasonable.

7. An Original 1999 Pokémon Holographic Charizard Card

   

   It’s only listed for $11,777.99, which is way cheaper than 20 (or 30) million dollars.

8. HBO’s Band of Brothers on Blu-ray

   Have you even SEEN the Battle of the Bulge episode?! R.I.P. Bill Guarnere…

9. 40 Million Dollars

   I am running out of funny things to list.

10. Time With YOU

    Despite the jokes, we are nothing without our better halves. Thanks for putting up with the stale jokes.