Socks season is imminent, no matter how carefree you wish to seem. Every year I’m reminded that most men do not know how to wear socks, and am also more and more surprised that many can put them on by themselves. Go to your drawer right now: if it contains little else than branded athletic or “no-show” socks, this refresher is for you. Spray it onto your brain like an antibacterial cleanser onto the boat shoes you’ve been wearing without socks since April.
Mid-Calf Socks
Type “sock” into Google, and the first image that appears will be a mid-calf model. Made to reach halfway to the knee, these are made from fine cotton or finely spun wool. Blends of the two are more common as temperatures become less predictable. Keep sweat-wicking synthetics in the gym as they’re liable to deteriorate faster when worn all day. Little is more off-putting than spotting a “Swoop” under the cuff of khakis or other trousers for adults.
Over-the-Calf Socks
As exhibited by the existence of this article, the majority of men seldom learn how to wear clothing that fits properly. For what commonly passes as suiting, legs are too tapered, seats are too tight, and hems are too high. Not everyone can afford a custom fit, yet you can avoid flashing a little too much leg at a job interview or date with slightly higher hosiery. Stick to the same materials as mid-calf socks for personal temperature regulation.
Tube Socks
Like their mid-calf cousins, tube socks sport a ribbed cuff that reaches halfway to the knee and are made from cotton. However, true examples are cylindrical with no L-shaped heel pocket and thicker. Those made of wool and other blends stray into “boot sock” territory. At the time of this guide, tube socks are trending with leather loafers, an unexpected nod to mid-century fashion that transcends many personal styles.
Formal or Dress Socks
This is where many men become confused. Formal socks will be the most expensive and delicate pair in your drawer and only for with black-tie, white-tie, or any suit you’d wear to your own wedding. If possible, go for the over-the-calf option. Just do it. Formal socks should be thin, knitted with fine-gauge cotton or a silk blend for a little extra sheen. They should never shrug or fall down the leg. For extra protection, sock garters are still an option. We won’t tell if you don’t.
Z.G. Burnett is a Manhattan-based writer, illustrator, and New England exile. Her work has been published in The Magazine Antiques, Antiques and the Arts Weekly, and Ivy-Style. Z.G. is a master’s student at New York University, where she’s studying the cultural impact of the #menswear movement. Follow Z.G. on Instagram @zgburnett and on Substack at The Preppy Witch Handbook.
